PART I
The Guide, this guy-have you seen this guy?The “Guide,” they call him, well, maybe that’s what he calls himself.I don’t know, I don’t see much guiding out of this guy.This guy-you want to talk about somebody with problems, the Guide-can we just call him the Minotaur, folks?Can we do that?I mean, who are we kidding folks, who are we kidding.We have people going into the Maze, going in there every day, sometimes several times a day-some people have been going in for years, if you can believe that.And they just call him the Guide.The Guide, the Guide, the Guide.Folks, you can’t solve a problem if you won’t say what the problem is.Okay?You can’t solve it like that.Folks, this is a minotaur we’re dealing with, the original Minotaur, really.So I’m just gonna call him-because who are we kidding, right folks?I’m just going to call him the Minotaur.So this guy-what a piece of work he is, what a-you know where this guy comes from?You know the story on this guy?Look, I don’t know what happened, I don’t know, I don’t even think I ought to discuss it, I shouldn’t even say where this, this monster-it’s what he really is, he’s a monster, I mean, you ask me what a monster is, I’m going to describe something scary, misshaped, ugly, deadly-and don’t kid yourselves, folks, don’t kid yourselves, this guy is deadly.And that’s a monster, that’s what we call a monster.And you know where he came from right?Should I talk about it, do I need to talk about it?Because they’re going to give me such a hard time-tomorrow, it’s going to be, “Trump uses disgusting language, Trump says bad words,” all over the news, everywhere, CNN, FOX News, everywhere, that’s all you’ll hear.So I don’t know, I don’t know that I can even talk about this stuff anymore, but if you-well, listen, listen folks, what can I do, you’re all screaming to hear it, maybe this is a bad move, maybe it will get me in trouble, but who cares….
PART II
So people are still, still they’re asking me, “Mr. Trump, why do you keep talking about this wall?You know you can’t build that wall, there’s no way, it can’t be done.”Folks, let me tell you, I am going to build a wall, and it’s going to be the best-look, we have lots of walls right?Circling, dividing, just walls all over, more walls than we know what to do with, so many walls, maybe some of you are sick of walls.But you-you know what the Guide says?The Guide, they call him the Guide, I call him the Minotaur, if you want to know the truth, that’s what he is, the Minotaur, but you know what he says, he says he can’t even tell which side is the Maze anymore.Bright guy, right?And this is the guy you want running your Maze, right?This guy, this clown who doesn’t know which-and he’s the architect, he says.I mean, I don’t know what that means, can this guy even hold a pencil in those hooves of his?What’s he doing, holding a pencil in his mouth?[mimes drawing a blueprint with a pencil in his mouth] It’s ridiculous, folks, what a disaster this guy is. But he says he can’t tell which side is the Maze.And I say, what is this guy, kidding?Is he really that stupid, could our guide be that stupid?This guy’s guiding you around the Maze, and all of a sudden he’s not even sure whether you’re in the Maze.And they call him “Guide,” “Guide” they call him, well, I don’t know about that, I don’t know.I don’t know how you can build a place-and folks, I’m a builder, ok?I’m a builder, it’s-you see my name, all over the world, buildings, the best buildings, the tallest towers, Trump, Trump, Trump.And I’ll tell you, when I walk inside one of my buildings, when I walk inside Trump Tower, I don’t start asking people, “Am I inside or outside?Is this Trump Tower or Brooklyn?”It’s a disaster, this guy, he’s a disaster.
-by vewatkin